Fan fic Masterlist Part 1. This is all my Doctor Who fic. I've not included drabbles separately. Any This Time Round stories (set outside reality in the alt.drwho.creative shared realm of Nameless and therefore very cracky by definition) are marked.

( First Doctor stories )
( Second Doctor stories )
( Third Doctor stories )
( Fourth Doctor stories )
( Fifth Doctor stories )
( Sixth Doctor stories )
( Seventh Doctor stories )
( Eighth Doctor stories )
( Ninth Doctor stories )
( Tenth Doctor stories )
( Other )

I also have two sites of (mostly gen-rated) DW fanfic recs - StarCrossed for Crossovers and They Do Things Differently There for historicals.

Masterlist Part Two

Other fic. There's a lot less and it's an odd mix of things (and some are crossovers also included in the DW Masterlist).

( Spooks/MI5 )

( British Comedy )

( Other fanfic )

Masterlist Part 1 is here

Title: UNIT: The Great Mince Pie Mystery
Author: lost_spook
Rating: All ages
Word Count: 6033
Characters: Colonel Crichton, Sarah Jane Smith, K9, Winifred Bambera, Other

Summary:December 1984: Colonel Crichton is trying to see Sarah Jane and K9 off the premises; elsewhere some vicious little aliens are causing trouble - and they'll eat anything from mince pies to members of staff. It must be Christmas.

A few notes - don't worry, despite being another 1980s UNIT story, it's set earlier and is a standalone bit of nonsense. (For those who have been reading, it does give us the chance to meet another one of the Doctor's successors...)

And since it was set in December 1984 and it seemed wrong not to refer to Band Aid, I... Well, it then seemed good to me to put in references to as many Christmas songs as I could. (Or: It Seemed Funny At The Time).

So, a competition: whoever spots the most songs gets to give me a prompt & I'll write a ficlet or short story over the festive period. Pm me here or via Teaspoon with your answers and prompt and we'll see what happens. (This seems really egotistical, but I think as soon as I say there are refs to songs, some people will look for them & all I can do to make it up to them online is to offer fic. I can't even do icons).

If you want to, pm me by Dec 19th with yr answers & prompt or two &, (given the fact that there won't be a lot of takers), you'll be in with a good chance. Obviously, no adult-rated, graphic prompts (you won't get them and you wouldn't like them if you did) and, sadly, slashy stuff is not my thing either. It doesn't have to be Doctor Who. (I wrote a list of things I will try here, for a meme). I imagine I'd write it rough while I'm home and type it up after I get back, so it would appear around New Year. No one will know who won till then. Most of the quotes/refs are so obvious I might as well have hung tinsel round them, but some are more obscure. Count this 'comp' as my apology. (Christmas stories should be more dark night, candlelight and starlight and hope, but I fail yet again.)

It's an offer and if no one does pm I shall pretend someone does and I'm emailing the fic to them, la la la.

Usual disclaimer: This has not been okayed on to Teaspoon yet. If it doesn't appear, I'll look even sillier.

According to jjpor, a fic I would never write. Well, actually, if it involves Romana I, I'd write it quite happily. (And maybe once my rewatching has moved on from KtoTime, I'd say the same of Romana II, even). Oh, and, btw, please remember: you asked for this.

In which the Doctor educates Romana. Possibly. (All ages, 1001 words).

( Afternoon Matinee )

Last night, I was sitting here, feeling bored and wanting a meme, (yeah, sad, I know, sorry, I'm saner this morning) and probably a few minutes after I switched off my computer, jjpor came up with one from someone. So, in the interests of silliness and and all that, I must pass it on:

Name three fics you think I will never, ever, ever write. In return (and if inspired), I will attempt to write a snippet of one of them.

Diisclaimer: Be kind. I am easily squicked out by even relatively harmless things.

A spot of silliness. I've been fairly productive today (been to work for an hour, constructed a table and chairs, done the hoovering, polished the table etc.) and been relatively serious at work all week. Apart from the bit in the middle where we all got slightly hysterical every time someone left the office ("You are coming back, aren't you!"/ "I don't know."/ "Don't leave me!") but that was just actual hysteria.

So, here goes, fanvids that make me laugh anyway. I expect people have seen them all before, but hey...

This first one is rude (sorry!) but the editing is scarily spot on and ST Voyager meets Avenue Q in The Internet is For Pr0n by JanewayJunkie.

Jaws in 60 Seconds by FringeToast Hahaha.

Star Trek Meets Monty Python by Jonesy and Killa. Again, :lol:. And, actually, this might be the best edited thing... Oh, well, makes me laugh.

Ones you might need to know the show for:
Acceptable in the 80s B7 S3 - a tribute or a send up? It's the best B7 vid I've seen (even if it does feature the Sexist Manly Man...)

Press Gang Ban the Tube Top by hezzabeth. A tribute to Lynda Day's lack of dress sense. Yay.

And three's a whole series of interviews with 1980s cartoon villains, like this Mumm-Ra by MisterSharp. The newsflashes are the really amusing bit, though. (THe Venger one is kind of in bad taste...)

And, my fave Dunegons & Dragons vid, because it cheers me up and makes me go aw, I expect I'm alone, but cutest cartoon vid (and this is only 1.45 and balances out the rude one at the start) okay? Hearts and Flowers by Random Scribbles.

Edit: And this - it's cheerful if not downright ridiculous B7 S4! Love it! (For a wonder NO spoilers for the end, either.)

The other week, when I was feeling a bit too down to write anything at all sensible, I distracted myself with this. And since people liked the other character commentaries, I thought I may as well post it. Although I am embarrassed and it shouldn't happen again. It's just Six, you see, you know what's like...

( Character commentary on Stardust )

And I must stop this. I really need to get on top of my family history instead. (Did you know I have a direct ancestor called John Benton, who was a soldier? But not a Sergeant. :lol:)

After going from one extreme to another (1 being: "I don't think I can straighten this one into anything I can actually post!" and 2: "Hey, what if I added in an extra Missing Scene where..." *rolls eyes*), here's the last Missing Scene from Lonely House.

It's very daft but oddly pivotal. (And please take it as read that everyone looks very pretty in their best.)

Summary: UNIT are just no good at social occasions that don’t include monsters. And Nat is trying his best to be sensible, but nobody else is helping, not even the Colonel.

( February 1986 )

In honour of the day. (And, yes, this has been posted on dw100 and also on Teaspoon, so nobody has to comment, but it seemed appropriate).

Drabble, gen, First Doctor, Susan.

( First Flight )

The other 'missing scenes' for Lonely House happened after the events of that story and before those of Stardust and therefore could hardly be included, although this one I considered tagging on, but I couldn't think of any way of doing it that wouldn't be weird. But they fed into Nat's conversations with Evelyn nevertheless.

( January 1986 )

Title: Fallen
Author: lost_spook
Rating: All ages
Word count: c. 3500
Characters: Charlotte Pollard, The (Delgado) Master

Summary: Charley’s waiting for the Doctor to return, but it isn’t the wrong Doctor she gets, it’s the wrong Time Lord altogether. This can’t end well. (Some spoilers in passing for BFAs Storm Warning and The Girl Who Never Was).

(I should add I've not done anything more than tweak a word or two of a fic all day; I just had stuff written up, hanging about). I got this from a randomiser prompt: Charlotte Pollard/Delgado Master/Fallen through the cracks. I played about with it the other week, trying to get a prompt for a story for ghost2 and this came up & wouldn't go out of my head.

Thanks to clocketpatch for the helpful feedback (in response to my "I've just written this. Am I insane or does it make sense?" plea for help. Heh). And, sorry, I don't think I've changed anything barring an extra paragraph at the end!

Edit: Sorry, please be patient till it's up on the 'Spoon, as ever!

The Cute Coda from Strange Weapons!

( Cute Coda! )

As promised - missing scenes from my UNIT series. (Look, two people asked, okay...)

( Lonely House missing Sept 1985 scene )

( Lonely House missing scene Sept 1985 2 )

Title: Winged Shadows
Author: lost_spook
Rating: All ages / PG
Word Count: WIP
Characters: Sixth Doctor, Peri Brown, Angel, Cordelia Chase, Wesley Wyndham-Price, Charles Gunn, Lorne, Lilah Morgan

Summary: There’s a new menace in LA and it’s not the weirdo in the patchwork coat. It’s something shadowy and dangerous. That makes it the business of Angel Investigations, Wolfram and Hart – and a passing Time Lord.

(Part One awaiting approval on Teaspoon.)

I'm ridiculously excited - I finished my Christmas fic last weekend, got my Stardust AU out of the way and have been finally able to decide which of my WIPs to finish off first. And, earlier this year, I rewatched Angel S2, which reminded me that, yes, actually, it was a great show, found it hard to find any decent crossovers (I have now, but no joint investigation stories) and, sadly, Andy Hallett (Lorne) died. So what else could I do? I'm thrilled to mess about with DW, shadowy monsters, demon karaoke and the amoral Wolfram and Hart. And to clash Angel with Six. Heh. So, you know, just humour me, okay. (Look, no OCs!)

I did write another fic, but I want to make a few tweaks to it. (Just in clocketpatch is reading and blinking a bit at the change of direction. I realised I may have had the Ainley Master in my head as well as wondering about adding angst!!! ;-D)

(Oh. Am I supposed to be excited about something else happening this evening? Pfft. That looks scary and claustrophobic... :lol:)

Starcrossed (for DW crossovers) now has entries that link to over 56 fandoms crossed with DW, all of them gen or PG. And I've got a whole lot more to add soon.

Stats (because the things Wordpress tells you fascinates me...)

Top stories read from the site:
1. The Dalek Invasion of Discworld by TigerKat (11 hits)
2. All Time Lords Great and Small by AussieDalek (9 hits)
3. This Is How The Universe Ends by googlebrat (another Discworld cross; 9 hits)

Top posts (although people can click straight to the links and read the posts fully without clicking on them, so these have a lot less hits):

1. Stargate (14 hits)
2. All Creatures Great and Small (13 hits)
3. Star Trek (9 hits)

(For ages All Creatures was the top post, which I thought was great, but Stargate remains just ahead)

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They Do Things Differently There is a site for historical DW fan fic recs. These are much rarer creatures. However it now has links to 36 stories.

Top links:
1. The Winter of Our Discontent by lareinenoir and rosamund (3)
2. Red October by Various (3)
3. Regency Romance by AND (2)

Top Posts:
1. Alternative History: Twentieth Century (Protect and Survive by JJPOR) (12 hits)
2. 1917: Russian Revolution (Red October; 11 hits)
3. 1817: Switzerland (A Vampyre More Accursed by jinxed_wood; 7 hits)

Most days they get at least a couple visitors each. Starcrossed often more, although one day in September for no apparant reason the historical one got 28 hits. I've no idea why. Then it went back to 0-2 visits per day. (None of the hits are me, btw).Anyway, they're both becoming reasonable collections of links and recs, which is nice, and hopefully helpful for people.

The Latest round of Children of Time has been a bit of an odd affair (I was going to nominate stories but got really confused about whether the time rule had been set aside for this one - I thought it had, but couldn't see that in the instructions... so I didn't.). However, the winners of the two categories that counted have been released, so I say:

Congratulations to st_aurafina, who deservedly won the best UNIT family fic for 'With A Little Illumination'.

Unbelievably, despite the short lists and the Brigadier theme, neither primsong nor jjpor picked up a win this time. (You were robbed!)

And, even though I did a full-length (madness - never again!) commentary meme earlier, because I'm down today and I'm intrigued as to what 500 words people might want to know more about (if any!), I give in to the power of the meme, taken from clocketpatch and jjpor. (Oh, and btw, JJ, I said Resistance is Futile to you! *sulks*)

Pick a paragraph (or any passage less than 500 words) from any fanfic I've written, and comment to this post with that selection. I will then give you a DVD commentary on that snippet: what I was thinking when I wrote it, why I wrote it in the first place, what's going on in the character's heads, why I chose certain words, what this moment means in the context of the rest of the fic, lots of awful puns, and anything else that you'd expect to find on a DVD commentary track.

My fanfic Masterlist and (if it's easier), My Teaspoon page. Given my previous commentaries, I don't blame anyone for ignoring me!

I printed the other fic off and the problem became instantly obvious and fixable. So: Harry, Ruth, late night on the Grid, towards the end of S4. (All ages, 533 words, no spoilers)

It's still not very good, but happy birthday again, nonetheless! (And I finally managed to write Harry/Ruth!)

( After the end of the day )

I come bearing birthday fic. And wish you many happy returns of the day, hoping it all turns out quite nicely. ;-)

It is, I admit, only 305 words of shameless fluff and nonsense, but I hope you like it. (I did try the other prompt & if I can rescue something I'll post it at some point, but it sadly, failed...) Oh, and I found ages after I wrote this the actual prompt was 'coffee machine' but it merged with the Spooks prompt in my head and became 'water cooler' (Because Spooks have water cooler conversations!)

( Hex isn't really made for Torchwood )

I got this from clocketpatch, although I watched it spread along my friends list all last week before I gave in!

Post below with 'Resistance is futile' to receive your own customized five question meme to answer.
Then repeat on your own journal and watch the meme-y-ness spread. As it does.

( memeage here )

Can be found here at b7friday. I was feeling like writing a spooky ficlet, and this comm threw out a Halloween challenge, so I had a go.

No actual spoilers and just a bit of spookiness if anyone feels like reading. I now want to make it longer. There wasn't enough space for Vila to think enough bad things about Avon for leaving him on a haunted planet.